Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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