atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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