we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
