super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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