let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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