she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My penis needs a shock collar
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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