North Korea, Best Korea!
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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