belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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