This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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