This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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