You made me cry and you don't even care
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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