he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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