Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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