Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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