he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
She's not a foreskin expert like you
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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