shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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