Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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