So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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