I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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