sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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