i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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