it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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