I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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