I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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