i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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