Me too!
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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