he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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