shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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