Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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