Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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