You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
