Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
