Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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