it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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