i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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