rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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