I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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