Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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