idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Vodka?
Forever.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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