I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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