I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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