i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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