you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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