I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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