Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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