dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Even my vagina gasped.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize