So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
i out mim tonsoeep
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