Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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