so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I just gift wrapped bread.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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