I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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