He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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