guys are not supposed to queef...right?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I need moral support for this bender
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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