I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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